
If you're a fan of David Thorne (who can forget his sublime: "The spider and the over due account") I know you're just going to love his latest piece of genius: "Permission Slip". Enjoy!
Men look at attractive women the way we look at pretty butterflies. They catch the male brain's attention for a second, but then they flit out of his mind. Five minutes later, while we're still fuming, he's deciding whether he wants ribs or chicken for dinner. He asks us, "What's wrong?" We say, "Nothing." He shrugs and turns on the TV. We smolder and fear that he'll leave us for another woman."